Date night

My favorite famous cousin.
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My favorite famous cousin.

lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

vvhitechicks:

majere636:

vvhitechicks:

if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate

as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate

actual scientific proof

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

beyondhighh:

Arnold don’t play no games hoe.

beyondhighh:

Arnold don’t play no games hoe.